Ozzfest T-Shirt Roundup

My neighbor rang me up Saturday night with something so surprising I didn't even know I wanted it to happen: He scored two backstage passes to Ozzfest for the grand price of free dollars and free cents. No matter how rotten some stuff goes, having good friends that can bless you with a free, front-row experience seeing the Haunted, Iron Maiden, Rob Zombie, Mastodon and Black Sabbath is a blessing indeed.

I'll put together a more cogent description of the experience in a moment, but for right now, enjoy this photographic roundup that only skims the surface of the sublime wit and insight available in t-shirt form at the show...I have pixilated out some of the words in an attempt to be more family-friendly. If you can't figure out what they actually say, consult Webster's, or ask your Dad.











These guys advertise t-shirts as well...no particular shirt, just the use of t-shirts in general:





This guy needed a really, really long t-shirt. Or a belt:

posted by Jeff Simmermon @ 3:30 PM