"Crappy": It's More Adjective Than EuphemismIn its continuing efforts to get me to stay inside it, my apartment is apparently resorting to demonic conjuring and precision-targeted posession. That is really the only explanation for my current state -- while I was sleeping the other night, the apartment drew a pentagram over its floor, summoned a violent, fire-belching demon and ordered it to occupy my stomach, upside-down.
Or, the Korean place up the road is due for a visit from either Public Health or Homeland Security. Jesus.
In this clip from a Japanese tv show, a man straps several large bottles full of water and compressed air to his back and rockets himself out over a lake. Every last one of those people in Japan is out of their minds, I tell you.
Not only is the video cool and hilarous, but it may serve as a rough analogy to my current state.