The Best Way To Heal America Is To Offend EVERYBODY

The phrase "dysfunctional love-hate" accurately describes both my relationship with Vice Magazine and the magazine itself. I've got to hand it to them, though--they're freaking hilarious, and they rip into every belief with equal rancor.

One thing's guaranteed, though: regardless of party affiliation, this month's Do's and Don'ts column is as pants-wettingly hilarious as it is unsafe for work. Make sure you're a) at home or b) blessed with a cool boss, and c)not reading with stuff in your mouth. It's totally gonna end up on your keyboard.

posted by Jeff Simmermon @ 4:58 PM