Tuesday, September 26, 2006

The Fine Line Between Acceptable and Nasty

Everyone know that food doesn't belong in the bathroom. Just putting an air freshener that smells faux-edible in there is repulsive, and bringing an actual sandwich in -- or a chicken leg -- forget about it. Ugh. I'm a single dude that lives alone, right, but some lines I do NOT cross.

But what about this? What if you were chewing on something and then walked in there? I was at work today and was walking down the hall to a meeting and chewing a carrot stick up and thought "Better tend to this before the meeting," then next thing I know I'm in the bathroom, chewing something.

What's that about? Do you spit it out? I wanted to, but did not.

Answers, people. I'm unsettled.

5 Comments:

At 2:00 AM, Blogger Brunch Bird said...

My boyfriend's sister-in-law once observed her husband walking into their bathroom with the wireless laptop, a beer and a hunk of cheese.
Not sure if that helps but maybe it's like a zen koan and if you reread it enough the answer will emerge.

 
At 8:26 AM, Anonymous suicide_blond said...

yes..it must be either swallowed immediately..or tossed...
xoxo

 
At 9:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

as long as your mouth remained closed, i think you're good. of course, your toothbrush lives in the bathroom, so if you wanna get unsettled by something, that should do the trick.

-steve

 
At 10:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

aw, come on... there's something almost poetic about eating and shitting at the same time. *cue Lion King score* ..."it's the cirrrcle of liiiiife... and it moooves us allllll..."

 
At 4:13 PM, Blogger ericsoup said...

You spit that shit all over the inside of the urinal and leave a confusing mess for the next person who uses it.

 

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