The Fine Line Between Acceptable and Nasty
Everyone know that food doesn't belong in the bathroom. Just putting an air freshener that smells faux-edible in there is repulsive, and bringing an actual sandwich in -- or a chicken leg -- forget about it. Ugh. I'm a single dude that lives alone, right, but some lines I do NOT cross.But what about this? What if you were chewing on something and then walked in there? I was at work today and was walking down the hall to a meeting and chewing a carrot stick up and thought "Better tend to this before the meeting," then next thing I know I'm in the bathroom, chewing something.
What's that about? Do you spit it out? I wanted to, but did not.
Answers, people. I'm unsettled.
posted by Jeff Simmermon @ 11:57 PM
5 Comments:
My boyfriend's sister-in-law once observed her husband walking into their bathroom with the wireless laptop, a beer and a hunk of cheese.
Not sure if that helps but maybe it's like a zen koan and if you reread it enough the answer will emerge.
yes..it must be either swallowed immediately..or tossed...
xoxo
as long as your mouth remained closed, i think you're good. of course, your toothbrush lives in the bathroom, so if you wanna get unsettled by something, that should do the trick.
-steve
aw, come on... there's something almost poetic about eating and shitting at the same time. *cue Lion King score* ..."it's the cirrrcle of liiiiife... and it moooves us allllll..."
You spit that shit all over the inside of the urinal and leave a confusing mess for the next person who uses it.
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