Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Vote For Change


crunch bar
Originally uploaded by roboppy.
The monotony, it's too much to bear. Repetition can be good thing when you're talking about music, poetry or exercise, but this, this has got to stop.

Every apple, every spoonful of cereal, every time we the people fall hard into a big fluffy snowbank: the same damn thing. We need change, dammit, and the sooner the better.

I'm not talking about bloody coup or neck-slitting junta here, just SOMETHING new. We are men, not machines, and a steady diet of the same blurs that line disturbingly well. I think you know what I'm talking about, and when the revolution comes, remember my platform:

As emperor of the land, I will banish all crunching sounds. From that day forward, apples will WHISTLE when we bite them.

4 Comments:

At 11:13 AM, Blogger mm said...

God, that picture made me so hungry.

Anyway, get outside a bit more. Spring is here and this area is quite beautiful. Purge the neagtivity from your brain and get out there and doooo something.

 
At 11:21 AM, Blogger Jeff Simmermon said...

mm -- thanks for the comment. You _do_ realize that I was joking, don't you?

 
At 9:59 PM, Blogger Kely said...

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At 12:40 AM, Blogger (hris said...

Kely is a spammer and her post should be deleted and/or reported to support@blogger.com.

 

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