Man Eating Camel Attacks Nude Beach
...Okay, not really. Made you look, though. In all reality, Australia's feral camels are rolling into small towns bordering the Gibson Desert and running amok in the search for water. Consider this: Camels can go weeks in the desert without a drink of water. If a camel gets to the point where it goes up into somebody's yard and turns on the faucet, that camel is not playing.
I just hope that nobody decides that the camels need to be culled. And by culled, I mean shot, gutted, and sold for dog food.