Overheard in New York, New Year's Eve
I was at a party full of strangers, fell into it sideways through a friend of a friend on the way back from the subway on New Years' Eve. We were sitting on a tiny bed in a tiny apartment in Williamsburg somewhere. Someone fired up the computer and we were watching a girl's website, embedded videos of her toddler daughter singing the ABCs.It was absolutely precious. I was going to mention it, but was interrupted by a partygoer who said:
"Oh. My. God. That is SO cute. If I hadn't been doing coke all night, I'd want to conceive a baby right now!"
posted by Jeff Simmermon @ 7:40 PM
4 Comments:
LOL! I'm sure the potential baby is grateful for the coke-head's wisdom at that moment.
What kind of dirtbag friends are these anyway??
Damn. Coke ruins it every time.
classic...
was that person Britney Spears of Paris Hilton?
oh...
I am not sure if the cokehead had wisdom
I think it may be more an issue that he could not get it up
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