Don't Bother Asking It For Money
This sign is on the front door to my apartment building...
posted by Jeff Simmermon @ 8:53 PM
Monday, September 05, 2005
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- Name: Jeff Simmermon
- Location: Brooklyn, N.Y., United States
All the best stories live in the foggy neighborhood between Real and True. In that neighborhood, all the street signs say "And I Am Not Lying, For Real."
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2 Comments:
Great grammar AND an invitation for burglars. Nice.
The door lock is broke... and the money is in the drawer under the stereo.
The really expensive stereo.
- johnny
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