Woman Breaks Chopsticks With Her Own Butt

As any blogger who's been at it a while can tell you, coming up with a solid post is a freaking grind, man. That's why so many blogs are relentlessy self-centered and introspective to the atomic level: good content doesn't come along all that often. If you don't write about dating (and you probably shouldn't), it gets even tougher.

Thank god for YouTube. Not only do they have incredible amounts of content available for bloggers that are having a slow night, but they can provide reams of evidence to prove a thesis I have been proclaiming for quite some time:

The Japanese are out of their minds. Every last one of them.

It sounds terrible, I know, but it made you sit up and take notice, didn't it? That's the other cheap trick bloggers use when their dating isn't even decent material: making a great big old fucked-up statement just to get some attention.

But have a look at exhibit A: Woman Breaking Chopsticks With Her Own Butt. I think you'll concede that I have a point.



Here's some 70's Yakuza-themed trailer that is as awesome as it is unsafe for work. Unless you happen to work in a topless sword factory, in which case it may serve as a safety precaution: Don't let the chick with the shoulder tattoo near the product, and DEFINITELY keep her away from the umbrellas:



Sometime between tonight and tomorrow night I will either have had an actual experience worth writing about, or strip-mined my past for something poignant and meaningful. Until then, have a great day at work...

posted by Jeff Simmermon @ 11:37 PM